Never a Dull Moment

I spent the remainder of the day just wondering about town meandering my way back to the hostel, and settled in for a rather uneventful evening. It wasn’t until the middle of the night that most entertaining event of the day would take place

I was awoken by the worst snoring I have ever herd in my life. Just when I think I have herd the worst possible snoring ever, each new hostel I stay at tops the previous. It wasn’t just one guy this time, it was two, and it almost seemed like they were performing a night-time ballad for all of us staying in the dorm. Back and forth they went for quite some time, before one of them was jarred back to consciousness by choking on there own breath. I guess, as he tried to return to his snoring slumber, he was interrupted by the other fellows night-time bellows. He then got out of his bunk and ever so slightly shook his snoring compatriot too, making him aware of his ungodly noises. Being jarred from his sleep seemed to upset the man and few minor words were exchanged. The man then returned to his bunk and before long fell back into a state of decibel giving bliss. This seemed to further upset the man who had just been awakened for a same reason. He sprung forth from his bunk and violently shook the man who had awoken him. The two exchanged a few more words of an indignant nature, and then the man returned to his bunk. It wasn’t before long that the man who had just returned to his bunk began snoring again. This seemed to infuriate the man who had just been awoken by the man he originally awoke causing him to spring from his bunk and violently shake him. This seemed to be the last straw for both men and a heated argument erupted, awaking any who weren’t already awake from the ear torturous sounds. The lights were flung on as the men began to wrestle about the room crashing into bunks and rolling on the floor. It didn’t take long before three other men sprung from there bunks to restrain the men. After all was said and done and the men went back to there respected sides of the room and the snore ballad went unabated for the rest of the night.